3 Things You Can Insure (But Probably Don’t Know You Can)

August 16, 2009

If you’re famous and you’re making boatloads of money thanks to one unique physical feature, it makes a lot of sense to want to protect your livelihood by insuring it. Mariah Carey’s legs, Keith Richards’ fingers, Dolly Parton’s breasts, and Ben Turpin’s crossed eyes were said to have been covered by a hefty insurance at one point.

2. Your Wedding
Have you always had the niggling suspicion your wedding venue might go up in flames the night before your wedding? Insure your big day! That way, you won’t have to worry you may be sinking truckloads of cash into serious setbacks that will normally stop people from saying “I do.”

3. The Paranormal
Convinced you will someday be abducted by aliens? Worried you could be swallowed by the Loch Ness monster while on vacation? Convinced you will need to fend off a Yeti attack when you least expect it? Insure yourself with Simon Burgess!

Burgess sells policies that cover werewolf and vampire transformations, virgin births, and alien abduction. So you can stake a lie detector test.

Does the fact you can take out a policy against a possible alien abduction mean you can insure your unusual groomsmen gift ideas as well? It could, but first, you’ll have to look for a provider first. Good luck!

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